i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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