If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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