I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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