I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
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I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
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You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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