Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
and she was petting her beer can
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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