He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
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So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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