Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
