:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
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You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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