i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
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I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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