ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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