She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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