nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
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Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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