Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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