okay pat passed out under dana's car
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
My bed is full of blood and feathers
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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