also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
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The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
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I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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