so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
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There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
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I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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