there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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