Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
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Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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