i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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