who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
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