im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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