gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
What should our trivia night team be named?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
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when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
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All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week