I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
These People Are So Awkward You’ll Get Embarrassed
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
These People Encountered Celebrities in Bizarrely Normal Places
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...