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we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one

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(415): we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one http://tfl.nu/7sll

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i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.

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(650): i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry. http://tfl.nu/ss3s

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sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it

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(863): sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it http://tfl.nu/fu71

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(646): View more from New York

maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.

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(646): maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick. http://tfl.nu/wm19

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Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.

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(812): Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up. http://tfl.nu/ner1

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she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.

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(931): she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by. http://tfl.nu/75ga

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(571): View more from Virginia

i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.

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(571): i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me. http://tfl.nu/qg7x

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angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up

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(716): angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up http://tfl.nu/mr2g

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Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.

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(425): Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange. http://tfl.nu/6ccw

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(905): View more from Ontario

Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun

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(905): Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun http://tfl.nu/uh6g

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Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.

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(619): Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me. http://tfl.nu/28u5

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Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.

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(480): Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face. http://tfl.nu/gk53

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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing

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(270): So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing http://tfl.nu/i92f

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots

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(920): Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots http://tfl.nu/w4ec

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So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.

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(609): So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me. http://tfl.nu/54rj

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