Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
My breasts were aching with rage.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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