Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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