I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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