just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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