is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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