Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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