Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
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perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
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Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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