Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
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She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
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The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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