I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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