Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
if only i could text you this smell
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
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my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
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He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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