1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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