Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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