hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
this will be a night to untag.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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