i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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