Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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