Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
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We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
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Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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