I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
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You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
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Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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