i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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