i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize