Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
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