I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Did I show you my penis last night?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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