ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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