Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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