OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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