I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
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i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I am available for nakedness
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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