she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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