it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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