I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Randomize
