Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
This baby is an asshole
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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