Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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