So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
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Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
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I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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