i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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