i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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