i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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