I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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